5 times BEST made fun of Daiki's lack of abs #63 of HSJ-thon
Fandoms: HSJ
Rating: G
AN: I was bored, and Daiki is just amusing :) Subtle hints of one of my fave (yet underloved) HSJ pairings, Yabu x Ryutaro :D Lol, I enjoyed writing this one. It's fun to imagine. BTW, What I wrote here does not reflect how I feel about Daiki whatsoever. I like him, and I do NOT think he's fat, nor do I think he needs to get abs like the rest of BEST (if you call those abs XD). I like him just the way he is :D
Fandoms: HSJ
Rating: G
AN: I was bored, and Daiki is just amusing :) Subtle hints of one of my fave (yet underloved) HSJ pairings, Yabu x Ryutaro :D Lol, I enjoyed writing this one. It's fun to imagine. BTW, What I wrote here does not reflect how I feel about Daiki whatsoever. I like him, and I do NOT think he's fat, nor do I think he needs to get abs like the rest of BEST (if you call those abs XD). I like him just the way he is :D
I.
It was just another one of those days, a day when it felt so right just to lounge around and sleep. He had gotten around to napping a few minutes before their appearance and woke up to a nice warmth and fuzzy feeling on his lap and stomach.
"Nnh..." he mumbled to himself, trying to get up but finding he was unable to do so, "What the-?"
"Nee, Dai-chan, just a few more minutes" Chinen mumbled back.
"EH!????" he exclaimed, getting up and in the process effectively knocking Chinen off his comfy spot on the couch on top of Daiki, "What the heck, Chinen? What were you doing on top of me?"
"Demo, Dai-chan, your tummy's so soft and warm and Takaki's tummy is hard and icky." He said innocently, scartching his head, "I LIKE sleeping on your tummy".
"Ehhhh?" He said, looking down and rubbing and poking his less than buff abdomen, "I-i-is it really that soft?"
"Maybe I should lose my abs too" Takaki said, giving Daiki a knowing look and laughing as he left the waiting room.
Chinen sat there, baffled, looking back and forth between Takaki and Daiki, "Did I do something?"
II.
"Sugoi! Dai-chan, your arms are amazing!" Chinen and Yuto said in clear awe at his muscular arms, "They're almost like Massu-senpai's arms!"
Proud of himself, Daiki smiled and flexed some more.
"They're not THAT impressive." Takaki said, sitting down and grabbing a magazine to read.
"You're just jealous because your arms are scrawny." Daiki said, sticking his tongue out and flexing some more.
"Tss, at least I have abs." Takaki smiled, continuing to read his magazines.
"Touché" Chinen said, left to comfort the sobbing Daiki and his complete lack of abs.
III.
"Ne, Yabu, can you help me with my animal science homework?" Ryutaro asked, biting his pencil and trying to grasp the contents of his book.
"What don't you understand?" Yabu said kindly, sitting next to the boy.
"Explain to me hibernation?" Ryutaro asked, looking up to the taller boy.
"Ehhh, how do I say this?" Yabu thought to himself, "It's like when animals sleep in the winter because the situations and climate aren't suitable for their bodies."
"Uwah, how do they do that?" Ryutaro said, enthusiastically taking note of every word.
"They have to eat a lot and gain weight, then they fall asleep in the winter." Yabu said, smiling.
"JUST LIKE DAIKI!" Hikaru added unnecessarily, pointing at the sleeping Daiki on the couch, with a box of POCKY in hand.
"Ehhh, souka?" Ryutaro noted the simile and went back to his homework.
"Daiki's SO going to kill you when Ryutaro asks him to check his homework later." Yabu said to Hikaru, half joking.
"EH? What did I do???"
IV.
"HONTOU DA!" Hikaru said, poking Daiki's belly playfully, "He's even fluffier than Keito!"
"I HEARD THAT HIKARU." Keito shouted from the other side of the room.
"Stop it already Hika, I've told you, I'm trying to work out!" Daiki said, annoyed, as he continued his rigorous regimen of situps and crunches.
"But why?" Hikaru asked, baffled, "It's so convenient not having to maintain your body so much. I don't think you should give it up."
Hikaru took of his shirt and proceeded to change out of his costume.
"I mean really, having a body THIS HOT is such a burden sometimes" He said, looking at himself in the mirror, as if he was taunting Daiki, "Look at Yama-chan! He's gained some weight and Yuto doesn't mind."
"That's not the same thing and you know it." Daiki said, obviously annoyed.
"Ne, trust me, Inoo likes you just the way you are!" Hikaru said sitting next to Daiki on the floor.
"Eh? Since when was he a part of this conversation!?"
"Right, Inoo-chan?" Hikaru blurted out teasingly, just as Inoo entered the room.
"Right what?" He asked, drying his hair right out of the shower.
"Just say yes." Hikaru said, patting Daiki on the head.
"Uh, sure." Inoo gave Hikaru a weird look and walked away.
"See?" Hikaru gave Daiki's belly a big pat mid-situp and walked away.
Flustered and clearly mad, Daiki sat up and contemplated.
V.
BEST was playing a game of charades that day to kill some time.
Daiki was up and his word was 'hungry'.
'This should be easy.' He thought, standing up and prepping.
Daiki rubbed his tummy and made a hungry face.
"STOMACH ACHE!" Takaki shouted.
Daiki waved his hands, as if to say no.
He acted out some spoonfeeding and rubbed his tummy again.
"MEDICINE!!" Yabu added, standing up and pointing enthusiastically.
Daiki pointed to Keito, hoping they'd remember his line in Tobira no Mukou, and once again, started rubbing his stomach,
"FLUFFY!" Hikaru shouted, sure that he got the right answer.
Daiki gave Hikaru a death glare and resorted to pulling up his shirt, pointing at his abdomen, and rubbing it furiously.
"FAT!"
"FLABS!"
"COMPLETE LACK OF ABDOMINAL MUSCLES!"
"FLUFFY!!!"
BEST glared at Hikaru and Hikaru shut up obligingly.
"TIME'S UP!" Chine chimed in happily.
"I'm hungry." Hikaru said, rubbing his tummy and standing up, "I'm tired of this game."
The rest of BEST burst out laughing.
"You guys are just TOO CRUEL." Daiki said, flopping down on the couch.
It was just another one of those days, a day when it felt so right just to lounge around and sleep. He had gotten around to napping a few minutes before their appearance and woke up to a nice warmth and fuzzy feeling on his lap and stomach.
"Nnh..." he mumbled to himself, trying to get up but finding he was unable to do so, "What the-?"
"Nee, Dai-chan, just a few more minutes" Chinen mumbled back.
"EH!????" he exclaimed, getting up and in the process effectively knocking Chinen off his comfy spot on the couch on top of Daiki, "What the heck, Chinen? What were you doing on top of me?"
"Demo, Dai-chan, your tummy's so soft and warm and Takaki's tummy is hard and icky." He said innocently, scartching his head, "I LIKE sleeping on your tummy".
"Ehhhh?" He said, looking down and rubbing and poking his less than buff abdomen, "I-i-is it really that soft?"
"Maybe I should lose my abs too" Takaki said, giving Daiki a knowing look and laughing as he left the waiting room.
Chinen sat there, baffled, looking back and forth between Takaki and Daiki, "Did I do something?"
II.
"Sugoi! Dai-chan, your arms are amazing!" Chinen and Yuto said in clear awe at his muscular arms, "They're almost like Massu-senpai's arms!"
Proud of himself, Daiki smiled and flexed some more.
"They're not THAT impressive." Takaki said, sitting down and grabbing a magazine to read.
"You're just jealous because your arms are scrawny." Daiki said, sticking his tongue out and flexing some more.
"Tss, at least I have abs." Takaki smiled, continuing to read his magazines.
"Touché" Chinen said, left to comfort the sobbing Daiki and his complete lack of abs.
III.
"Ne, Yabu, can you help me with my animal science homework?" Ryutaro asked, biting his pencil and trying to grasp the contents of his book.
"What don't you understand?" Yabu said kindly, sitting next to the boy.
"Explain to me hibernation?" Ryutaro asked, looking up to the taller boy.
"Ehhh, how do I say this?" Yabu thought to himself, "It's like when animals sleep in the winter because the situations and climate aren't suitable for their bodies."
"Uwah, how do they do that?" Ryutaro said, enthusiastically taking note of every word.
"They have to eat a lot and gain weight, then they fall asleep in the winter." Yabu said, smiling.
"JUST LIKE DAIKI!" Hikaru added unnecessarily, pointing at the sleeping Daiki on the couch, with a box of POCKY in hand.
"Ehhh, souka?" Ryutaro noted the simile and went back to his homework.
"Daiki's SO going to kill you when Ryutaro asks him to check his homework later." Yabu said to Hikaru, half joking.
"EH? What did I do???"
IV.
"HONTOU DA!" Hikaru said, poking Daiki's belly playfully, "He's even fluffier than Keito!"
"I HEARD THAT HIKARU." Keito shouted from the other side of the room.
"Stop it already Hika, I've told you, I'm trying to work out!" Daiki said, annoyed, as he continued his rigorous regimen of situps and crunches.
"But why?" Hikaru asked, baffled, "It's so convenient not having to maintain your body so much. I don't think you should give it up."
Hikaru took of his shirt and proceeded to change out of his costume.
"I mean really, having a body THIS HOT is such a burden sometimes" He said, looking at himself in the mirror, as if he was taunting Daiki, "Look at Yama-chan! He's gained some weight and Yuto doesn't mind."
"That's not the same thing and you know it." Daiki said, obviously annoyed.
"Ne, trust me, Inoo likes you just the way you are!" Hikaru said sitting next to Daiki on the floor.
"Eh? Since when was he a part of this conversation!?"
"Right, Inoo-chan?" Hikaru blurted out teasingly, just as Inoo entered the room.
"Right what?" He asked, drying his hair right out of the shower.
"Just say yes." Hikaru said, patting Daiki on the head.
"Uh, sure." Inoo gave Hikaru a weird look and walked away.
"See?" Hikaru gave Daiki's belly a big pat mid-situp and walked away.
Flustered and clearly mad, Daiki sat up and contemplated.
V.
BEST was playing a game of charades that day to kill some time.
Daiki was up and his word was 'hungry'.
'This should be easy.' He thought, standing up and prepping.
Daiki rubbed his tummy and made a hungry face.
"STOMACH ACHE!" Takaki shouted.
Daiki waved his hands, as if to say no.
He acted out some spoonfeeding and rubbed his tummy again.
"MEDICINE!!" Yabu added, standing up and pointing enthusiastically.
Daiki pointed to Keito, hoping they'd remember his line in Tobira no Mukou, and once again, started rubbing his stomach,
"FLUFFY!" Hikaru shouted, sure that he got the right answer.
Daiki gave Hikaru a death glare and resorted to pulling up his shirt, pointing at his abdomen, and rubbing it furiously.
"FAT!"
"FLABS!"
"COMPLETE LACK OF ABDOMINAL MUSCLES!"
"FLUFFY!!!"
BEST glared at Hikaru and Hikaru shut up obligingly.
"TIME'S UP!" Chine chimed in happily.
"I'm hungry." Hikaru said, rubbing his tummy and standing up, "I'm tired of this game."
The rest of BEST burst out laughing.
"You guys are just TOO CRUEL." Daiki said, flopping down on the couch.
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