I.
Yamada was in a hurry, he'd be late if he missed the next train. He had gotten up an hour and a half late that day and taking a bath and accomplishing his morning routines were out of the question. He'd been getting up late for some time now, due to sleepless nights learning lines and studying for school - it didn't help that he had let Yuto sleep over, only to find that he had brought his whole set of drums with him. No, he did not get a wink of sleep that night.

Seriously, Yamada thought that Yuto had to be a bit more considerate than that, considering he was his best friend. But Yuto hadn't even cared to wake him up! At this point none of that mattered. Yamada didn't even have time to guise himself as he usually did - and an idol without a disguise is a furious fangirly mob just waiting to happen.

He had gotten to the station just in time, hair unruly and buttons wrongly buttoned. Even under those circumstances, Yamada was shining - kira kira, pika pika. He was of course, Yamada Ryosuke, famous for his killer smile, smooth fair skin and ikemen looks. It was no wonder then that right then there, a schoolgirl screamed a high pitched screechy fangirl scream and all sanity was lost.

'It's Yamada Ryosuke~!!!"

Looks from everywhere were drawn - His cover was busted, that is if he had any cover to begin with.

'Crap' he thought as he tried convincing them that they'd mistaken him for someone else. It was useless. He made a run for it instead.

'YAMA-CHAN~'
'RYOSUKE~'

This was just not his morning.

Just as he had gained a fair distance from the rampaging fangirls, he bumped into fairly oblivious Yabu.

'Yabu-kun!' He said exhaustedly, 'Shouldn't you be at work right now?'
Yabu looked at him as if he were derranged.
'Baka Yamada, we have a day off today.' He said, ruffling the hair of the younger boy.

Yamada inwardly hit himself repeatedly and agreed, quite willingly, when Yabu offered him a drink of his coffee.


II.
He knew shopping over at Harajuku for a pair of secret boots of his own was a bad idea. He didn't expect to pass right by the Johnny's Shop that day, and he more than anything else, didn't expect the fangirls in line to recognize him (he had prepared a pretty good disguise that day).

All things put aside, here he was again, dodging raging fangirls, ready to give up their place in line to get a glimpse of the young idol. He bumped into a vendor and apologized quickly, but before he knew it, the vendor was asking for his autograph as well. He shook his head in panic and continued running.

He was quite a distance away from Harajuku and still the fangirls persisted.

Out of nowhere, his celphone started ringing and whilst trying to shake off a rabid fangirl who had caught on to his jacket, he answered it.

'Moshi moshi' He said into the phone, flailing his arm around, finally able to shake the fangirl off, 'I'm not really in a situation to be answering the phone right now.'

'Yamada!' a voice, familiarly sounding like Hikaru's said, 'We see you! We're up here in the building a block away from you! Fifteenth floor. Room 1504'

Hurriedly, Yamada shut his phone and ran like bloody murder to the building Hikaru mentioned.

He was quite relieved when he had gotten into the elevator, missing the rabid fangirls by just a few meters.

Hikaru was there to greet him when the elevator doors opened.

'I was so relieved when you called' Yamada said, fixing his shirt. His jacket had been lost a long while ago. 'What is this place?'

'A hotel.' Hikaru said, not grasping the information he had just let out.

'A  w-what???' Yamada replied, mouth wide open.

'I think you just gave us away' A voice from behind chimed in.

Yamada turned around to see Inoo, standing by the door, half naked with a towel over his shoulder.


III.
Yamada was pretty happy that their concert that day was a success. He had changed and was ready to leave the concert hall, very much awaiting another long hot bath and a good night's rest when he got home. He exited to the right, when what he should have done was exit to the left.

Right as he stepped out of the door, he was terrified to find that he had exited the wrong door, only to be greeted by fangirls buying last minute merchendise after the concert.

'Majide' he thought as he turned around trying to reopen the door, fumbling with the lock. It was locked on the other side.

Here he was, cornered with nowhere to go, when out of nowhere came an announcement from the speakers.

"Yamashita Tomohisa is outside of the concert hall, autograph signing and hand shaking"

The fangirls all turned around, screaming bloody murder, running towards the exit.

Out of the shadows came a very knowing Arioka Daiki with a megaphone in hand.

"If I had known you were that desperate, I'd have called over Yuto to do his impression of Kamenashi Kazuya to REALLY get them stirred up." he said jokingly, patting the traumatized Yamada on the back, "But we all know his monomane sucks, so I decided otherwise."

Yamada slid against the wall limply as Daiki came up with some keys to open the locked door.


IV.
Yamada was very much in trouble when he burst out in song in the middle of the street that day. Anyone with two ears would recognize his voice in an instant, and they did.

"YADA!" He pleaded, "KONAIDE!"

A few steps later and he bumped into the thin frame of another member of Hey!Say!JUMP.

"TAKAKI!" he exclaimed, grabbing him by the shoulders.

"Doushite?" Takaki asked dumbly.

Yamada pushed him up in front instead and fled, leaving Takaki to fend for himself against the pack of rabid fangirls now numbering to about three dozen behind him.

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Yamada screamed, making a run for it.

"Y-Y-YAMADA! G-GET BACK HERE!" Takaki screamed before his pleas were muffled and he was engulfed by the large mass of rabid fangirl.


V.
The recent happenings and constant fangirl mobs Yamada caused got around pretty quickly around the group and soon BEST was found exchanging acounts and/or complaining about the commotion Yamada tends to cause whenever he, well, breathes.

A few minutes later and they're in their manager's office, pleading to issue a restraining order on every fangirl to Yamada from that day onward.

Trials for the restraining order are currently under session, and Hey!Say!BEST is on the list of witnesses.

Hopefully after this, Yamada won't be troubled with anymore fangirl flailing-ness.